Germaphobe Life Pro-Tips

Germaphobe Life Pro-Tips

While much of the disgusting stuff that humanity engages in won’t necessarily kill you, it does give me a high degree of debilitating heebie jeebies and I’m here to provide some tips for personal comfort, however asinine and unnecessary.

The 5 Tenets of Beach Etiquette

The 5 Tenets of Beach Etiquette

The beach is a place for unabashed relaxation, peace, solace, and sand in your nether regions. It’s for day drinking, day napping, and reading trashy tabloids and erotic novellas.

It shouldn’t be a place that brings the same kinds of stress and annoyance as your everyday life, but it can sometimes cross into that territory when rude assholes aren’t following common sense protocol.

An Uplifting Tale About Preventing Teen Suicide

An Uplifting Tale About Preventing Teen Suicide

My only hope is that, through some of my most brutal honesty, any suicidal or depressed people out there read this and find a way to cope long enough to find out how beautiful and valuable this little, fleeting slice of existence can truly be.

What is ASMR and Why Should I Care?

What is ASMR and Why Should I Care?

The tingles are at the heart of the ASMR experience. It produces a kind of low-grade euphoria that makes your whole body feel relaxed and allows positive, affirming feelings to take the place of negative thought loops in your head.

Why I Party Alone

Why I Party Alone

Find what makes you happiest and make an honest effort to do it by yourself a few times, unencumbered by preconception. Let life’s ever-unpredictable convolution lead you down a path to self-discovery. Meet some new faces. Have some real discussions outside of talking about the weather or your jobs.

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